Government Contract Negotiator
Hal E. Burton



Accountant
Ima Crook



Flight Coordinators
Otto Pilot
Hal E. Coptor



Director of Insults
Joe Mama



Staff Masochist
Ann Hedonia



Dietician
Annie Rexic



Awards Coordinator
Hugo Girl



PH Level Tester
Al Kalai



Political Analysts
Eileen Wright
Lefty Wing



Proctologist
Ben Dover



Substance Abuse Counselor
Al Coholic
Chrystal Meth



Staff Doctor
Luke Emia



Corporate Jet Designer
Albert Ross



Plan B Coordinator
Justin Case



Parts Coordinator
Justin Time



Staff Poet
Patty Cake



Chief Financial Officer
Penny Pincher



Gas Pump Operator
Phil R. Upman



Day Care Director
Moe Lester



Physical Therapist
Otis Hurts



Water Heater Tech.
Luke Warm



Congressional Representative
Phil E. Buster



Road Work Advisor
Jack Hammer